Cute kid stuff

Number two child has been exploring the nature of humor lately. Being five years old, it tends towards the scatological, and the phrase "butt sauce" has somehow entered our daily vernacular, as have numerous repetions of the two jokes he knows. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "What are you crying for? It's just a joke!" and "Pete and Repete went on a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?" "Repete!" "Okay, Pete and Repete went on a boat..."

However, while brushing our teeth the other night, he came out with this:

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
He had a popsicle.
He had a great fall.
And everyone had eggs and sausage."

Now, the reason for the popsicle, I have not been able to discern. But the eggs and sausage line had me rolling on the floor.

More later, if I'm able.